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Eliminate everyone who answers the phone, including operators, customer service representatives, and technical support specialists. Never be bothered with phone calls again.
Choose one of the following systems.
Voice Robot
Deluxe system with four levels of unintelligible selections. Robot responds politely to all responses. Random auto disconnect eliminates the need for multiple lines. Authentic male and female voices available. Note: may cause caller insanity. Illegal in some states.
Voice Mail Labyrinth
89 options within 13 nested menus. Absolutely no exit or access to a live phone.
Busy Signal
Basic system greets all calls with a busy signal.
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